With this sudden jolt of heat, I figured a crystal-cool sativa would hit the spot. We’ve covered Blue Dream before, but not the iteration from Phat Panda. It was recommended to me by a budtender at Fremont’s fully recreational Have-A-Heart*, a gram cost $18 – which is a little steep, but after she showed me the bud it was already bought (in my mind).
The producer is one that I’ve seen many times before, but had not picked up. Washington based, Phat Panda is a brand line of marijuana under the guise of Grow Op Farms. Featuring over 40 strains, these farmers have been hard at work. With so many different strains, you would need the best weed grinder to get you through many of them. Luckily, sites similar to Led Grows Lights Judge can help you find the best grinder for you.
Judging from the webpage, the nugs look spectacular. If you don’t believe me, check out their pictures; deep colors with potency to match. Phat Panda clearly delivers an artisan line of marijuana.
Let’s get to the Specifics, already!:
THC: 0.2%
THC A: 23%
CBD: 0.1%
Total: 20.4%
Strain: Blue Dream
Species: Sativa
Harvested: 04/05/16
Smell: Vanilla + Tangerine
Taste: Cheese + Citrus
Launch Point: Instantaneous after smoking.
High: Clear headed + Euphoric + Motivational
According to Phat Panda’s website, “Blue dream is… born from crossing DJ Short’s Blueberry Indica and the Santa Cruz native Super Silver Haze. It’s medicinal uses are mainly in the treatment of depression and anxiety related symptoms”.
I took the pictures right as the sun was setting, around 7:30pm. The last golden ray of shine cast itself upon Blue Dream, and it lit up like a tiny planet itself. Delicate and keif covered, these nugs are worth the entry fee (if you’re feeling a treat ‘yo self mood coming on).
After crumbling a bud apart, there were immediate hints of something like tangerine citrus. I also smelled sweetness, maybe vanilla. In terms of taste, I definitely picked up cheesy funkiness; along with a bit of the citrus vibe from before.
The high is strong, but not in a way that feels thick. There is a crispness factor that is almost motivational; encouraging you to be positive with whatever you are doing. Blue Dream is versatile in terms of smoking anytime of the day or night, which is why it’s one of everybody’s favorite strains.
If you’re looking for a similar high to Blue Dream, check out the Rocky Mountain Dispensary, with a variety of strains to take your fancy. Click here to read more on the dispensary and its products.
Nice weather is upon us, so we must in turn respond with nice nugs. Phat Panda products are also available at many retailers, some of which being: Green-Theory (Bellevue), Stash Pot Shop (Ballard), Ganja Goddess (SODO), and the aforementioned Have-A-Heart (Fremont).
*Have-A-Heart is an advertiser on High Above Seattle. This is no way influences the review of the marijuana itself. It’s conveniently close to where I live (though there are many locations), thoughtfully architecturally designed (it was a medical shop long before), and I’d be buying there regardless of the fact.

Fischer Campbell

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Blue dream is one of my favorite strains to get from farms that I am unfamiliar with, simply because it is rare that I find a bad example of it. I am thinking that it must be an easy one to grow.
$18/gm is way out of line, tell your shop they would sell more if they priced it better. Weed money has always been made in turnover, not sitting on it until it self decarbs…. You can find Panda for a lot cheaper, it is just the stores still think they need to sell $2-$3 grams at 5-7x markup, I personally pick them up for between $25-$30 an eighth, which is what the legal rec. market should be if they truly want to knock out the black market.
Hey @ed_u_cate:disqus thanks again for the comment. Blue Dream is normally my go to Sativa, and I completely share the adventure in testing out iterations of the same strain with new producers.
$18/gm is definitely (as I said in the review) steep. Although, considering the bud was harvested a month ago, I’d wager the store doesn’t have that much trouble selling it (or else it would have a further out harvested by date – like the Emerald Jane’s strain I reviewed last week that was harvested in frickin’ November, yet still $17.50)
Any recommendations on stores where we can pick up Phat Panda products for cheaper? I was happy with the quality, for sure. Also feel free to give us any recommendations in general – we always enjoy hearing what our readers are stoked on. By chance, have you tried any Solstice products? I’ve been loving the price and quality.
Thanks again for joining the conversation.
Mr Bill’s of buckley sells $50 1/8ths of Phat Panda, they just had Space Queen down to $40, there is another out in Elma, by far the cheapest I have found on the entire coast. Miller’s Marijuana is what should be the model business for this market. Never an 1/8 over $30, Dabs as cheap as $16/GRAM (not half). And full OZ as cheap as $90 (not top shelf, but fun to cook with $100 zips, or make tinctures…)
last month I walked out of that place with an ounce of Phat Panda, 5 different strains, and spent $220 with the tip… I try that at another shop and I will get the shaft, NM the tip… And they have a picture of the owners, Josh and Mindy, with Chong! Friggin Chong man, Willy is cool (we had this discussion) but friggin CHONG! Maybe it is just me, but that earned them a ton of street cred and then they come correct with the pricing, too. The only shop I know of that is actually cheaper than buying off the street.
Grew up loving Cheech and Chong as a kid in the 90’s, so yes – all the street red to Millers. Definitely a place I will visit if I’m in the area.
I don’t know if I have had Solstice or not, it sounds familiar…
Recently been checking out VWC, GTP, Knight’s Hemplar, and Double Delicious (Eva) farms. Just grabbed a 1/2oz C99 ($100), 1/8 Power Kush ($30), 1/8 God’s gift ($30), 1/8 Green Crack ($30), 1/gr. blue dream kief ($16) and 1.5 grams wax ($45)… Barely spent $250, maxed out purchase and got nothing but 22% and higher, including another dab syringe at 88%THC. (This purchase would normally run over $400, maybe up to $600, depending on the store.)
Why don’t you come out and spend a 420 on the lake?
I can even have one of my stoner-preneurs bring his e-nail dab rig (just hit the market, better than the Dark Night) and we can have a serious session (just make sure you have an Uber driver take you home… Not a fan of sending folks out the door loaded)
I’m serious -Cam- come enjoy a day out here, you won’t regret it.
Solstice had this killer Strawberry Cough (among a multitude of other good strains) for $35/3.5grams, until I discovered Have a Heart was selling them for $30 (which is why I started frequenting there).
Double Delicious has some killer product. In fact, it’s time I revisited them at point soon *sticks idea in hat*.
I’ve been meaning to take a trip through Tacoma to Olympia to check out some breweries and dispensaries, a day on the lake would fit right in with that.
ed is me, dropped old ID.
I am very serious about you coming out here, we sample anything and everything we can get our hands on.
Ask me for my “Mari-mocha”. My uncle is enjoying one today, hasn’t had a toke for about 5 hrs now 😉
DD does a nice job of keeping flavors straight, but try the Bud Co “fix it felix” that is a nice Indica and they did a very nice job with it.
Is there a way to DM in DISQUS? I want to give you contact info, last time I put that in a forum I spent 6 months answering Raspberry Pi questions for complete strangers, though. I am trying to organize a smoke out for this month, maybe even next week… Let me know what your schedule is and I can line up a session. (read the other invite I sent today)
The ones in the stash box were all bought in one trip out to Miller’s Marijuana in Elma. The rest on the shelving are from there and a couple of other shops. The cheapest I found Phat Panda was at Miller’s. So cheap, I filled the stash box they sold me and took this picture to brag to my buddy in OR about it.
Miller’s carries a bunch of farms and ALL of them were cheaper than anywhere else. Take a look at their menu on allbud, it is always updated and you can phone in your order for pickup.
Last time I was out there I picked up a 24% OZ for $75.
If you like dabs you could pick up a 1/2 OZ of the budget flower for $40 and then buy 3 grams of wax to kill off a C-note and come up on a 1/2oz of decent smoke for the same price as those 3 grams of wax at most stores around here.
Damn.
That, is an impressive amount of weed.
And sounds like Millers has some legit pricing, it’s a little far for me but if I’m ever in the area then certainly I’ll have to swing through. Thanks for the tip.
“I like getting ripped, not ripped off” – very nice. That is trademarkable, seriously.
Heading out there right now, getting on OZ for $80 and then I’m turning that into a big batch of brownies.
You saw the box, (that only cost $220, or about 4 eighths at other shops) I can’t do that w/o a trip out to Porter, yet. I am seeing new shops come in with decent pricing, even finding more panda around $10-12/gram.
Yeah, it is 3 hours of my day and it costs me $20 in gas…But, I justify it in savings, I look at it like I am paying myself about $60 per hour by saving nearly $200 with each trip.
I am going to grab you a 1/2 gram of some highly refined wax from Two Heads Company, it is boasting 99.6 Total and 88% THC… I can sit on it for a few days, but eventually it will start whispering my name at about 4:20 each day 😉
If you get a chance, try Bang’s OG Buddha Tahoe. I really enjoyed it the first time I smoked it, now I need to know if my tolerance is blown or it is not that good anymore…
Why does it take so long to see a comment I posted?
LOL, but this one gets posted instantly… WTF!!??
@chancefate:disqus we have a setting where posts with links/pictures have to be approved first, just in an effort to have some sort of filter. Text posts are displayed immediately 😀
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